Friday, 27 January 2012

News in Brief

A Manchester supermarket security guard has moved to Africa to live in the jungle as a real-life Tarzan, at the moment he is still learning the ropes.

A blob of dried glue bearing a vague resemblance to Homer Simpson has attracted astonishing bids of almost £150,000, keen bidders have been stuck on the net for days trying to buy it.

A dole office in Dublin has banned claimants from wearing pyjamas when they sign on, anyone who turns up in nightwear will have to sing for their supper.

A Hertfordshire sex shop has installed a secluded side entrance to save punters being subjected to loud cheers from a nearby pub. I thought most punters would rather enter from the rear.

Michael Jackson's daughter Paris has revealed that she is a big fan of Justin Bieber she clearly share her late fathers love of young boys.

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